Spamtastic Jokes from in internet, very nice!

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So, on this site we get a lot of spam comments that go into our nice little spam filter. Before they would spam as a way to hack the site and managed to successfully ef up the site one day until we beefed up our security. The new spam blocker automatically detects spam comments so I don’t even have to be bothered with them. Just for a larf I decided to check out the 6 comments sitting in the spam box tonight. Apparently, these spammers are getting clever. Because it’s a comedy based site they’ve been leaving the LAMEST jokes as comments thinking that I will approve them.

I decided to share some of these jokes because you would otherwise never see them on my site because I’m not an idiot and when I read that it’s from someone who identifies themselves as “kareytal” and their reply email is “tam@cialesusa.info” and website is “vaiagra.ceallisrx.info/site_map.html”, it’s clearly from someone who knows a lot about computers, but very little about the English language.

Try to read these in a Russian accent if you can:

1) This is from kareytal who represents a rip off viagra company.

I have a nice fresh joke for you people) What do you call a crazy blackbird? A raven lunatic!

2) This is from kristinapuc who represents “cials women’s”, whatever that means..

Sorry, for off top, i wanna tell one joke) Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? He wanted a full head of hare.

3) From madelyndeg, yet another viagra rip off company. They call it “Vigra Taking”

I have read a good joke in internet ;) When do you need to oil a mouse? When it squeaks.

4) From marenvog who is reppin’ “Vigra Sildenafil”

I have a nice joke. Did you hear about the two men who walked into a bar? The third one ducked.

5) From taniabuv who is the spokesperson for “viagr online Illinois”

I have a nice joke for you people! :) What did one worm say to another worm? I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!!

6) From clareveh who is the CEO of “Viafra Gel” – The worst one yet

A joke for you peoples! What weighs 909 kg (2,000 pounds for all of you inefficient, non-metric “people”) and is bare to the bone? A skeleTON!!!

You think they could have at least used REAL names right? And didn’t reading it with a Russian accent make it that much more enchanting?

And yes, you will hear all of those jokes in my act now.

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